Just when you think you’ve seen it all – bam! Some dumb ass pushes the envelope of idiocracy. I just saw a college kid riding a scooter, without a helmet, doing about 30mph, – texting! No hands on the bars – two handed texting (as if 1 handed is admissible). Best scenario – he crashes. Worst case scenario – he survives the crash, but is so messed up he is way too unattractive (or stupid) as to ever find someone willing to bare his dumbassshit offspring.
I know – that’s harsh. These times call for harsh karma.